Wednesday, October 5, 2016

13 times when a desi 'WHAT' means 'NOO WAYY!'


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Whenever a newbie tries to invade a foreign land, they ought to have some surprises, cultural shocks, or the least struck by their very own wanderlust. 

But we desis are special! Yup…and there is no harm in bragging about our innate sense of pride. Hence, when a desi gets a 360-degree shock…all they can say is “WHAT"...which actually should be heard as "NOO WAYY!" 

Let’s have a closer look at some of these instances…!

  1. I have to talk in English all-the-time…?
    english ki tu...aisi ki taisi...
  2. I have to babysit while she’s away…?
    a job 'only' suited for my enemies... 
  3. It’s snowing and I still have to go to work…? 
    can't they just call an "off" today...
  4. Even he (a self-proclaimed Richie Rich) works here…? 
    the Richie-Richs...hmmm...
  5. No maids...? Have to clean my own sh*t…? 
    'she' was actually good...
  6. Samosas...so rare…? 
    should invest in this business...paka dowry ga...
  7. It’s weekend and still no Halwa Purri…?
    should have packed some...
  8. So, this is Black Friday…?
    and they call us an 'uncivilized' nation...
  9. She eats watermelon even in October…?
    what fun could it be...
  10. Ghar ki bani gol rotti; just forget it…?
    so, he finally gave up...and they lived happily ever-after...
  11. Can’t have KFC…?
    does it make sense...
  12. No-Shirts-Day…No-Pants-Day…?
    though perfect for 'people-watching'...
  13. Gay…herard it…but really they kissed…and in the train…?
    isn't it just supposed to be in the movies...

    Of course, these are not just 'IT'...when we say 'shocks' then we are actually talking about a gazillion figure.  

    So, until next time,
    Go find yours! 

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