Being witty is a rarity for me…but, this time, thanks to some fast facts, my sarcasm has been precipitating for quite some time, which means only one thing, I got to pen them!
With no further delay…here comes my ‘masoomana’ (innocent) take on THREE insanely sane news stories. Of course all are sourced from our super authentic mainstream media.
* Me = Genius…I know :)
So, let’s get the wheels rolling…
Okay guys…no more relying on the fairies and their magical delivery baskets…, as she did it...and all LIVE!
Seriously, April the Giraffe, after making the world go crazy on her prolonged pregnancy, finally gave birth to a baby boy, and we all saw his pop-drop scene…yes, including our little munchkins.
* Truth be told, for us, the gender-biased Asians & Desis, since it’s a boy…hence, all is worth the effort…lol ;)
A media mogul, during his Vatican City vacation, where he also graciously met Pope Francis, got the news of being kicked out of his job. Why? Confirmation of several sexual harassment charges and accusations against him! What?
Just recently, the famous Bill O’ Rilley, after enjoying a lofty career spanning over twenty-years at the Fox News, gotten dragged to the maximum lows…by a woman!
* Dora’s mandatory ‘victory’ dance: “we did it…Wee DID it!”
It might sound ironic, but I am actually thankful to Mr. Rilley for adding his celebratory weightage to this sensitive issue. I was literally glad to see the mainstream media, all in synced, battling off this centuries’ old problem: Sexual Harassment at Workplace.
While stating an unfortunate fact that, it still exists…even in the New York City, I got exposed to a reality. Stigmatizing (only) the Second and Third World Countries with the taboo of sexual harassment and gender bias, is wrong, as they still exist in our very own backyards!
* Hello to the Superpowers...!
President Trump called a lady and said, ‘congratulations’. Why? Because she just broke the world record for not returning back to her home(land). Considering DP’s eccentricity, its hard to picture 'him'…congratulating a FEMALE!
* But, hey, never say 'never'!
Anyway…the fact is, two days back, Mr. Trump called astronaut Peggy Whitson, (at her space station), and applauded her for setting the new world record for “Most Days in Space”. To top it all, she willfully snatched this title back from none other, but the Russians.
* (cough) Can anyone else feel this friction?
